just when you thought FOOD FROM YOUR LOCAL CAFE was the best
just when you thought YOUR LOCAL MC DONALDS was the best
THINK AGAIN!
did you know the newgate deli logo uses freestyle script font
a whopping busy deli called !NEWGATE DELI! stands there in avengance in the co-op in newcastle upon tyne
i know what your thinking, sounds normal eh. not for long
ok so you have thought the basics yes they make nice food
amazingly THAT WOULD BE THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT I HAVE EVER HEARD
you see this is not a normal deli this deli stands tall and proud and no food place can even scratch the surface of this catering service while mc donalds burger king and subway ECT, are rapidly growing this singular deli just needs to sit back and relax
the food has a special element to it which drives visitors insane first its the warm thick juicy smell that makes people stick to the place like superglue on a G FORCE ROLLER COASTER AT TOP SPEED and though the glass you see the polished steel trays FULL OF GAMMY SIZZLING THICK MEAT and COOKING MEAN FULL STANDARD CURLY CHIPS WHICH MAKE THEM STICK LIKE A NAIL WITH THE TANGY POTATO THICK SMELL WHICH IS IRRESISTABLE
its the special way they cook them only made from the finest specially made food with a greatly carfully made schedule THESE SLABS OF MEAN WHOPPING FOOD MAKES EVEN THE HEALTHIEST OF PEOPLE EAT THEM AND SENDS A POWERFUL TASTE DOWN THERE SPINES AND SENDS THEIR TASTE BUDS TO THE LIMITS its the next generation of food
so dont go to any other CHEAP PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A CAFE GET YOURSELF DOWN TO NEWGATE DELI NOW
THE FOOD FOUND YOU AND YOUVE NOW BEEN INFORMED BY ON OF THE GREATEST DELIS IN THE WORLD its not about money you see its about quality and now you see why long running big companies lose money ITS BECAUSE THE FOOD HASNT CHANGED FOR YEARS but this varied place has lots to offer THIS PLACE IS NO1 STATED BY 9.6% OF NORTH EAST SO GET THERE NOW BEFORE THE CHEESIEST OF FOOD GETS YOU
DONT GET THE GRISLY BONY FOOD GET THE BEST
good luck on your tasty experience
posted by DAFT TELEVISION @ 8:01 AM
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